June 2013
1 post
March 2013
1 post
January 2013
2 posts
I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening
YEA. ALL DAY. EVERYDAY.
October 2012
1 post
September 2011
12 posts
Wake up and find no one home
GUILTY =)) BAHAAA
When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN'T read.
And you’re just there like..
when parents ask you ...
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
That awkward moment when you're having a conversation in your head and you make faces that go along with what you're thinking
And people just look at you like WTF IS HER PROBLEM.
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
July 2011
16 posts
That awkward moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you and they're already looking at you.
Sups AWKS..especially when they give you the pedifile smirk!
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep & You Suddenly Feel Like You're Falling
